I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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