found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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