I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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