You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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