So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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