What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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