So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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