I don't think brook has ever known best
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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