i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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