Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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