it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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