sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
