return my video game
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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