My nipple is on Facebook.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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