is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
This is my gift to your gina
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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