I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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