i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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