Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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