Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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