You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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