D3 body, D1 cock
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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