wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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