if i died would you start the facebook group?
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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