toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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