you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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