So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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