they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Everyone says I win the strip club
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
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