I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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