girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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