This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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