My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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