check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
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