K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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