new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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