She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
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