Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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