YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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