Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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