fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
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