I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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