I swear she didn't look like that last week.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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