She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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