Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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