I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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