Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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