Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I came so hard my ears popped.
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