i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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