My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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