So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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