dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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