Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Let's paint friendship bongs
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Randomize
